i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Plot twist: Social and funny in real life, awkward on the internet